Welcome to the wonderful world of the Old F.A.R.T.S.!
The Old Farnleigh Amateur Repertory Theatrical Society — or, as they’re affectionately known, the Old F.A.R.T.S. — are coming to Lytchett Matravers!
And they’re determined to put on a musical.
What could possibly go wrong?
Quite a lot, as it turns out…
A Musical About A Musical is a brand-new comedy musical, written and directed by Steve O’Neill, taking us behind the scenes of an amateur theatre company where ambitions are high, patience is low and keeping everyone on the same page is… well, practically impossible.
The Old F.A.R.T.S. have egos to manage, personalities to placate, songs to learn and a show to somehow get onto the stage. Throw in backstage chaos, theatrical tantrums, holidays, stage fright and more than a few questionable decisions, and you have all the ingredients for a spectacularly entertaining theatrical disaster!
Packed with well-known songs, comedy, mayhem and a few knowing nods to the wonderful world of amateur theatre, this is a show that anyone who has ever trodden the boards — or sat in the audience wondering what on earth is happening backstage — will recognise.
And with the Old F.A.R.T.S. involved, you can be fairly certain that the show won’t go entirely according to plan…
29, 30 & 31 October
Thursday, Friday & Saturday at 7.30pm
Saturday matinee at 2.30pm
Come along, meet the Old F.A.R.T.S., and discover what really happens when an amateur theatre company attempts to put on a musical.
It’s fun. It’s music. It’s mayhem. And it’s definitely not to be missed!
29, 30, 31 October. A Musical About A Musical! Written and Directed by Steve O'Neill
28, 29, 30 January 2027. Pantomime - Cinderella Time After Time. Written and Directed by Mike & Nikki Cross
24, 25, 26 June.
14, 15, 16 October.
Our family pantomime, “Cinderella, Time After Time”, is a deliciously inventive twist on a classic favourite.
This brand-new version features time travel, magical portals, and plenty of panto fun, promising a lively, family-friendly adventure full of surprises.
Written by Mike and Nikki Cross, it’s set to be a real treat for audiences of all ages.